Hangin’ out downtown Richmond ‘n’ chillin’
Hope for a meal that’s hunger killin’
Saw a shop that made cakes that were custom
When I told them my plea they were bustin
Just cuz I want dessert that’s arachnid
Doesn’t mean I’m crazy as a crackhead
Pre-chorus:
One part hairy
One part scary
One part I’m so culinary
Chorus:
I’m gonna need flour, eggs and venom
I don’t care how I get it. Just get ‘em
Mold eight legs, icing those fangs
Gonna get rid of my hunger pangs
Vicious and delicious the things that I bake
Get a load of my tarantula cake
Ooh ooh tarantula cake
Ooh ooh tarantula cake
Tryin’ my best to find the right concoction
The disembodied ghost of Julia Child’s watching
Best dessert portraying a tarantula
Too much molasses, whoops I can’t chew ya
Make it with cinnamon make it with cheese
Sure you can have seconds, just say please.
Ooh ooh tarantula cake
Ooh ooh tarantula cake
I gave my mom a slice
Said, “Eat this spider!”
It did more than suffice
It was delicious inside her.
Ooh ooh tarantula cake
Ooh ooh tarantula cake
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