Call me A-Bomb cuz that's what I do
got the body odor to vaporize you
Himalaya slayer with a heart so cold
devouring sherpas since the days of old
Hear my howl your stomach drops
feelin' weak in the knees, the shakin' don't stop
gaspin' for air and your palms feel sweaty
That's what ya get when ya face a yeti

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Up on Everest the air is so thin
bet you think you're hallucinatin'
Bright white fur my roar is the rudest
coexisting on cliffs with a bunch of Buddhists
Snow leopard for breakfast
eat a climber for lunch
My favorite part's where their bones go crunch
all my victims wish they never met me
Thanks what ya get when ya get a yeti!

Make the other cryptids look so insipid
Sasquatch doesn't stand a chance to get with it
Top of the mountain, yeah, top of the list
Make Loch Ness look like a goldfish
call me a snowman, I'm about to attack
Frosty could never do this to a yak
Slip of the tongue, ya better get ready
'bout to get skull-punched by a yeti!

CHORUS

Twenty thousand feet, ya better not fall
I'm the nastiest nuisance in Tibet and Nepal
Sought by Tenzig Norgay and Edmund Hillary
They're great explorers but they couldn't catch me
Best they could find was a measly footprint
I don't wanna be found so you better take the hint.

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