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Look out cuz I’m coming. I’m an omnivore.
Don’t try and put my skin on your living room floor
Cuz I’ll transform back and I won’t be comfy
Hairless, hopeless, and quite right grumpy

I’m a werebear, werebear,/shot a gypsy lady on a dare.
It’s a curse because/I go from toes to claws
And fur back to hair

Don’t change a night/forget a full moon.
Instead it happens/when I hear this tune.
It goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
And my nose starts to snout and my clothes do the splits.

I’m a werebear, werebear,/shot a gypsy lady on a dare.
It’s a curse because/I go from toes to claws
And fur back to hair

Don’t hate or berate/Just cuz I sometimes hibernate
Don’t shout or call me out/I can fit your head inside my mouth

Werebear, werebear,/shot a gypsy lady on a dare.
It’s a curse because/I go from toes to claws
And fur back to hair

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