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Before I could start countin’/sucked at a she-wolf’s teat.
Climbed the Apennine Mountains/with sandals on my feet
Threw a party with the Sabines/their ladies can’t be beat
I swam in the Tevi fountain/And life was oh so sweet

I’m a Rockin’ Roman of unlimited ends
Top-drawer togas of the latest trends
Let’s get Pagan/Let’s do it now
Put a horse in the senate/eat the brains of a cow
Spend all day/at a gladiator match
I’m a Rockin’ Roman/and I want a bloodbath

I fought some wars that were Punic/Carthage must be destroyed
Pushed our border to Munich/Barbarians in the void
Got some dust on my tunic/I was a tad annoyed
My best friend was a eunuch/had such a beautiful voice

I say stercus…..stercus accidit.

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