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Gerbilicious​/​The Rectangle Pizza

from Live in Richmond: All the Hits​.​.​.​All The Misses by The Crypts!

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Gonna be a gerbil when I grow up!
Gonna have a stash of pellets in a cup!
Gonna run on a gigantic wheel!
Gonna feel what a gerbil feels!

Cage full of bedding, running 'round at night
Never met a tunnel that I didn't like
Never trust a guinea pig and never trust a hamster
You're askin' me a question, I'm giving you an answer.

Gonna be a gerbil when I grow up!
Gonna have a stash of pellets in a cup!
Gonna run on a gigantic wheel!
Gonna feel what a gerbil feels!

Hangin' out with my gerbil friends
We roll six deep til the very end
Put me in a plastic pen, I'll gnaw right through it
It just might kill me, you've gone ahead and blew it.

Gonna be a gerbil when I grow up!
Gonna have a stash of pellets in a cup!
Gonna run on a gigantic wheel!
Gonna feel what a gerbil feels!

People ask why I chew so much I thought I should explain
I'm wearing down on my incisors so they don't stab my brain

Gonna be a gerbil when I grow up!
Gonna have a stash of pellets in a cup!
Gonna run on a gigantic wheel!
Gonna feel what a gerbil feels!

Gonna be a badass killing machine!
Gonna keep my cage shiny and clean!
Gonna tunnel deeper than Andy Dufresne!
Oops I think a tooth just pierced my brain!

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