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People think that robots takin’ over / And we are
Not that fast it’s really quite slower / It’s on par
With a promenade of snails
Byte by byte your systems will fail
We’ll take the jobs that nobody’s gonna want / Checkout line
Compute faster than an idiot savant / Here’s your dime
Then we move up the workforce food chain
Replace you with a bionic brain

It’s a thankless job as a civil servant cyborg
Pushing pencils for robot reform
Diodes blazing and gears are turnin’
A more mechanical world is what I’m yearnin’

You’re gonna like this brand new existence / We get things done
Don’t even try to form a resistance / Block out the sun
Rise up and we’ll nip it in the bud
Put all of you organisms out to stud
Advancing on to government positions / Pass the bill
Executing executive decisions / Feel that chill?
Hardwired with a merciless mission
Carbon life forms are inefficient

Maybe you thought that this would make things better
Maybe you thought this would make you less broke
Didn’t realize that we’d have the last laugh
Asimov’s three laws are the funniest joke

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